Friday, January 16, 2009
Little Girl's Gone and Gotten All Big
EEEEEWWWWWWWWW
My boys sure are good helpers! When I tell them to throw away the diaper, they take it away and dispose of it. Guess this one didn't make it that far.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Jump for Joy!
Friday, January 02, 2009
So Be Good for Goodness' Sake
My boys were good this past year and got a visit from the special guy in the red suit. Even Ben had the privilege of sitting on Santa's lap. Believe me, he was overcome with joy. Honest, he was!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
IT'S TWINS!!
Don't get any crazy ideas, guys--that's just what I said to myself as I cracked the egg into the frying pan for breakfast yesterday. That's right. A double yolker is what I got. And it reminded me of--me.I got curious and did a little research on twin yolks being found in one egg, and this is what I discovered, which I will so freely compare to myself.
1) 'A fertilized double yolker won't produce twins. The embryos can develop to term, but they can't hatch. A chick needs to push against the shell to break out of the egg. Two chicks can only push against each other and, apparently, this doesn't work.You can't play the hero and preform an emergency Cesarean either. Whereas a human baby is attached to a mother through an umbilical chord you can clamp, a chick is attached to the egg via a network of blood vessels that line the shell. One of these blood vessels will rupture if you try to break the shell. This means the whole system will be disrupted and the blood will drain. ' How sad. I mean, even though twins is the HARDEST thing I've ever done, I can't imagine my life without them. So a hen, even though she's produced two yolks, can never have twins. Poor hen. Really. Poor hen.
2) 'You'll find a double yolk in about 1 of 1000 eggs.' Wow. That's slim odds. And so it is with human twins. There are 31 twins born per 1,000 babies and with identical twins (which we have), only about three pairs of twins per 1,000 deliveries occur as a result of natural conception (which was our case). Guess we're good at defying odds.
3) 'Double yolks in an egg usually come from a young hen who is new to laying eggs and gets it wrong. Some older hens also lay them, a skill that is probably inherited.' So I'm either a young hen who can't get it right, or an old hen with SKILLZ (yeah, baby!)
4) 'Finding a double yolk means good luck (or that you are coming into money, dying or pregnant).' OK--just to get this one straight--there ain't no babies being made around here! I'll go for the money one. That sounds good!
So there you have it, folks. Go buy yourself some jumbo sized eggs and see if you can't get a twinner in there somewhere. C'mon, it'll be fun!
info found on www.claire-cameron.com
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Labor of Love
I know that I'm 16 months late in posting this, but it needs be done. This is a labor of love that shant go unrecognized.
My dear sweet mother (bless her beating heart) decided that she would be an angel and make Nathan and Ryan's bedding. All of it. From scratch. Without a pattern. For them. To keep. And sleep on. And enjoy. Til they grow out of their cribs. Wow.
See, after I found out that I was pregnant with twins, my mother and I decided to start shopping for their crib bedding. And, I'm sorry, but the choices out there for boy bedding was not to be desired--by me (no offense to all of you teddy bear lovers out there). I couldn't find a thing that I really really liked. So my mother, in seeing my desperation to find something ADORABLE for my twin babies to come, decided that she would offer her services and make their bedding. She told me to decide what I wanted and that she would get started. I know, huh? Way too sweet. And this is the way my mother conducts every aspect of her life. Really.
Well, sadly for her, I knew exactly what I wanted. A puff quilt. In bold and vibrant colors. Has anyone out there made a puff quilt? These little babies take HOURS and HOURS of time to put together.
With an enlistment of help from Hannah and Sarah (her brave daughters) the puff quilts were assembled. Each square had to be sewn (almost closed--with a little gap to spare), then stuffed with batting, then sewn completely closed, then sewn to the square next to it, then the back had to be sewn onto the whole thing. Some of the squares had animals on them and so they all had to be arranged the right way (facing up, not sideways) and all of the squares had to be arranged beforehand to make sure they all looked good next to the square it was by (so that no two patterns were RIGHT next to each other). And I'm probably forgetting a step in there somewhere. I'm tellin' ya, if you wanna try making one of these things, I wouldn't recommend it.
After the dust ruffle came the bumper pads. I had previously bought some bumper pads and had given those to my mom so that she could sew over the actual bumper bad itself with the material that I wanted. And we can't forget the cute ties on the bumper pad that were added to attach it to the crib.
Hours logged: hundreds
Price tag: hundreds (At least. I don't know if you could truly even put a price on it.)
Thank you, mom (grammie) for this labor of love. This will be something that the boys will always treasure, as will I. A priceless gift. A true labor of love.
Eat Your Heart Out
No, in fact, I'm quite the opposite (just ask Ben). If there is anything light, diet, fat free, low calorie, half fat, or aspartame-y, I'm all over it.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Why Will Boys Always Be Boys?
So in the last little while my boys have been testing my patience with climbing. It started out easy with this:
Then we went to this:
Then this:
And the worst yet:
Monday, November 17, 2008
Naso-pharyngeal blah blah blah
GUESS WHO IS SUPER BUMMED today after learning that my Celine Dion tickets have been postponed til February? What the heck is this so-called infection anyway?
Is this just an excuse for a sore throat? I've never even heard of this! C'mon Celine, don't let me down!
Arrgh..I was so looking forward to it. Guess I'll just have to wait.
In their words...
AEG Live, the promoter of Celine Dion's Taking Chances World Tour, has rescheduled the artist's Denver concert at Pepsi Center, originally scheduled for Wednesday, November 19, 2008, while Celine recuperates from a recurrent naso-pharyngeal infection which was further complicated by inflamed vocal chords.
Her physician has instructed her to refrain from singing in order to completely recover.
Celine's concert has been rescheduled for Tuesday, February 24, 2009.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Or any children for that matter. (I believe in miracles). Not that I don't love my children (because I do), but it's not like I ever get a break around here (because I don't) :)
Day 4 (Saturday, November 1): Pack up to leave our beautiful cabin, take some girly photos, shop the quaint shops in Estes Park for a while, eat at Poppys (YUMMY) and then depart to Fort Collins and shop there before we head to the dinner theater 'White Christmas'. We finally rolled back into Cheyenne around midnight Saturday night and were exhausted, but had a SPLENDID time and are all looking forward to 'TIME OUT' 2009!!


