
I know you all would be proud. I ran the Boulder Bolder again this year and beat my time by a whopping...
wait
for
it....
3 seconds!!!
Applause please. Wow. I mean, I must have trained really hard, right? Really put in the time in order to beat my old time, right?
Actually, I really thought I did and was completely bummed that I only did 3 seconds better than last year (I ran it in 1 hour and 13 seconds this year. You do the math as to what last year's time was).
That's it. No more running. I'll show you Boulder Bolder. Destroy my running ego. Ruin my running pride. I'm gonna sit on the couch and eat potato chips all day just because.
That'll teach you!!

